Happy Turtles

academically:

sticks and stones may break my bones because I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms

miss-nerdgasmz:

kaitos19:

princesspyrrha:

Actual

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Anime boy

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Monty

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Oum

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seriously how much does he spend on hair coloring?

He wears wigs!

thestridersquad:

aaaaaa haven’t drawn these two in forever

thestridersquad:

aaaaaa haven’t drawn these two in forever

Your name is DAVE.

You have a penchant for spinning out UNBELIEVABLY ILL JAMS with your TURNTABLES AND MIXING GEAR.

You like to rave about BANDS NO ONE’S EVER HEARD OF BUT YOU.

You collect WEIRD DEAD THINGS PRESERVED IN VARIOUS WAYS.

You are an AMATEUR PHOTOGRAPHER and operate your own MAKESHIFT DARKROOM.

You maintain a number of IRONICALLY HUMOROUS BLOGS, WEBSITES, AND SOCIAL NETWORKING PROFILES.

And if the inspiration strikes, you won’t hesitate to drop some PHAT RHYMES on a mofo and REPRESENT.

roguesquirrel:

The Great Gatsby 2
… they thought he was dead…
……..but they rebuilt him…
…faster … stronger … smarter…
old sports die hard
In
The Great Gatling-Gunsby
West Egg is about to be Scrambled

The Offspring - You're Gonna Go Far, Kid
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blakvi:

With a thousand lies
And a good disguise
Hit ‘em right between the eyes ! 

So dance, fucker, dance.

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nintendocompositions:

Game Boy Advance | Startup Screen

mrbiggsproductions:

theinturnetexplorer:

could someone please make me a suit of chainmail using this method?

I didnt know where this was going at first but then

wow

pyrrhas:

i did these forever ago and totally forgot about them frick